What you see above is the Great Sphinx of Giza, a bedrock and limestone statue located on the west bank of the Nile River in Egypt. It is one of the most recognizable statues on the planet, believed to be created around 2500 BC.
It also has nothing to do with this post. (Thanks for inspiring that line, Andy Richter.)
Well, hold on there… because in a way, maybe it is. Obviously not in the ancient statuary aspect of the Great Sphinx, and certainly not in the “solve the riddle or I’ll mercilessly eat you” type of Greek sphinx. But rather in how this sphinx stands, silently, on the Giza Plateau.
Kind of like how Male Mode Me is in his professional life.