Allison M.

Thoughts on life, fashion, fabulousness, and (oh yeah) dressing up from a full-time male who's a part-time female

Sorry, not my line of work

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My male mode side subscribes to a couple of job/employment sites, as part of an infinite effort to build professional connections and explore possible new employment opportunities.  One of the sites (I won’t mention which one) includes job search agents that regularly compose and send lists of available job positions.  My employment background is strictly office clerical/administrative work, but somehow I get notified of positions like this:

Dancer position 3-17-2015

First off, judging from the “industries” section of the summary, the employer is obviously painting with a very broad brush.  Secondly, the *ahem* gentelemen’s club industry is way too unsavory for my tastes (probably for yours, too).  Lastly, I probably couldn’t nail the audition because, well, I have two left feet.

To be fair, I do receive other notifications for jobs where I’d never fit in.  The above mentioned search agents include positions for over-the-road truck drivers.  It’s not a “dancer” position, but it’s also definitely not for me–I’d rather not have to fall back on my stepfather’s line of work.


Author: Allison M.

Full-time middle-aged male. Long-time overworked office drone. Part-time female fashion plate. Amateur fashionista (emphasis on "amateur"). Admirer and supporter of those who are fashionable, fabulous, and friendly. A little bit silly. Absolutely nowhere near perverted. I am a real human being, just like you. Able to share thoughts about my life experiences, fashion sense, and the world at large despite middling grades in high school creative writing class (but at least I do look cute when I'm writing, so that has to count for something).

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